Long time no "blog"

Well, I took a week off, surrounded by two sweet lazy weekends. I can see the world ended when I failed to drop in a new thought, so I'll return to my audience, which has no doubt deserted me at this point. I learned a new word today that will serve me well for the rest of my life: ass cancer. How awesome is that?

Pretty awesome.

My wife overheard the following exchange in some crappy mall store:
"Happy Thanksgiving!"
"I am a Native American...I don't celebrate Thanksgiving"

No $#!+. I have a little NA blood myself (but not enough to get casino winnings) which I use to lord over my blue (and thin) blooded eurotrash friends, but I always considered Thanksgiving to be a pro-Native American holiday. Yes, there is the whole aftermath of the whities screwing the Natives, but I doubt such events affected whatever trog complained about Thanksgiving. Guess they celebrate Capitalism at least.

Anyways, I'm back. I'll eat my fiber and try to be regular.