A Little Background

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. - Winston Churchill

Now that I am well on the road to fame and fortune (the dream of all start-up bloggers, for their voice to MATTER...and to get rich doing nothing), I think a little background is in order. In truth, about 10 people will read this thing ever, and about 4 of them regularly, so I need to keep my audience in mind. You are here for one reason, for me to entertain you. I am here for several reasons (the aforementioned fame and fortune which is awaiting me when this is picked up Mad Magazine): to release the stress of daily life, to collect some cogent thoughts in one place, to learn how to actually write, to elicit some feedback from open-minded a-holes, and of course, to entertain the unwashed masses that sit at my feet.

I will endeavor to keep this clean, but I will fail at times. I will endeavor to keep this regular, but some days are busier than others. I will endeavor to make you laugh, but some of you are bitter husks. And I'll try and change it up. As my mood takes me, so this blog will take you.

I have good news and bad news. And they are both the same. As this is a "welcome" post, it doesn't count for today. So some random thoughts will float down later, once I get my noodle in gear.

By the by, I will be presumptuous and say that this is a brother blog to my female friends at:

http://everythingcounts.blogs.com

and

http://fascinatingmary.blogspot.com/

Both are nutty liberal women, so you take your manhood in your hands when you visit.

As usual.